Yaotome: Inoo-chan is still hiding 80% of himself.
Yamada: I’m sure that there are a lot of things about Inoo that fans are thinking “?”
Yaotome: Or rather, fans also seem to think “Who?”
Inoo: Eh, even though they are fans? (laugh)
Yaotome: Show more character!
Inoo: I’m still searching for my character…(laugh) I’ll try various characters!
Yaotome: Inoo can make people laugh if he talks, but he doesn’t talk. Such a waste. I have no idea how you can live in this entertainment world. Show me! So, let’s hear your plan as a celebrity now!
Yamada: …the topic has become very complicated (laugh)
Inoo: Yappari…I’m going to live in a big house and eat delicious food. When I become about 27, I’ll marry a sort of cute wife.
Yamada: And then, a very normal/simple dream. (laugh)
Inoo: (almost burst) Hey, I want to talk too. But because there’s 10 people, I never know when it’s a good time to add in.
Yaotome: Yamada is doing his best!
Yamada: I’m really happy that you said that, but I never got a laugh at MC in Osaka since Osaka is the land of comedy (laugh) (Editor’s note: this interview was done before Yokohama Arena) (Yabu was nearby) But basically because Hikaru and I talked, it seemed like only the two of us failed.
Yaotome: Let’s stop losing self-confidence. (laugh) There were some places that were okay. But there were definitely many times we thought, “Crap!”
Yamada: But it’s amazing how Hikaru can go on from that kind of situation.
Yaotome: Recently staff-san said that our daily common conversations with all of the members of JUMP are interesting. To tell you the truth, I think so too. So, it’s too bad that we can’t show them.
Inoo: Yeah, it’s wasteful ne.
Yaotome: I would say that YOU are one of them!
::I’m assuming he’s talking about how Inoo is one of the things that they can’t show::
Inoo: (upset voice) Shut up!
Yamada: You should show that kind of bursting/exploding character (laugh)
Yaotome: Right? I think it’s definitely interesting.
Inoo: I got it. I’ll talk! I’ll talk naturally without thinking anything. I’ll talk a lot~!
Yamada: Somehow, it seems like we broke through. (laugh)
“Unn, let me think, wouldn’t showing his stomach be good?”
Inoo: Yamada wants to be a funny character, right? Aren’t you “aiming for Hikaru” ?
Yamada: Aah, I did ne~
Yaotome: “Did”? It’s already past tense? (laugh)
Yamada: Because I can’t beat Hikaru-kun. That’s why I’m aiming to be the #2 guy right behind Hikaru-kun. Then when Hikaru-kun’s condition is bad, if I could help…
Yaotome: Aah, but if there were really people like that, that might be good.
Yamada: But right now, its impossible. I wonder who can do that kind of job right now…Arioka-kun?
Yaotome: Dai-chan is working hard, but for surprising, he’s a failure (laugh) That’s a dangerous gamble. (laugh)
Yamada: What about Takaki-kun?
Yaotome: Takaki… he has a tendency for making things cool, so he doesn’t get a big laugh.
Inoo: (straightforwardly) Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Yaotome:…eh?
Yamada: Amazing sigh (laugh)
Inoo: Sorry, sorry, right now I relaxed too much (laugh)
::eh, I didn’t know how to make it sound less weird::
Yaotome: As I expected Inoo-kun, you really are tekito (laugh)
::I couldn’t find an exact meaning for テキトーbut it means sort of like a mix of bad, not very serious, shallow, kind of disrespectful, and irresponsible::
Inoo: That’s not true! Whatever we say, we’re counting on Ryutaro at the end, right?
::It took me a while to understand this, but basically Inoo went back to the main conversation on who can help Hikaru be funny::
Yaotome: Yeah~ He can make miracles happen. (laugh)
Inoo: That’s for sure, he caused miracles to happen a couple of times!
Yaotome: But since Yamada said he will do that, from now on Yama-chan will create the miracles.
Yamada: Iya~~ that’s a little strict/relentless/severe perhaps.
Yaotome: I’m looking forward to it (laugh). So, where’s Yama-chan’s part that needs to show more?
Inoo: Unn, let me think, wouldn’t showing his stomach be good?
Yamada: Wait a min! What? (laugh)
“…Right now, I’m deeply moved! Hikaru-kun’s unknown part is…”
Yaotome: Like I said, Inoo-chan is tekito. It’s better not to listen to this guy talk. (laugh) When going to and coming from work, 90% of what he says when we talk are lies. (laugh)
Inoo: We really only talk paper-thin quality (laugh). I don’t talk about anything from my heart.
::paper-thin quality as in like not very seriously::
Yamada: You’re aware of it (laugh). Isn’t that bad?
Inoo: But when I talk to Yama-chan, I’m not that tekito.
Yamada: Except for my stomach, don’t I have anything to show?
Yaotome: For Yama-chan, I think you have a good tsukomi ne. I think it’s good if you can use that kind of skill.
::ツッコミ is sort of like good at sharp comment/ strong attack? comedians use a lot::
Yamada: …Right now, I’m very touched! Hikaru-kun’s unknown part is….
Inoo: Nothing right?
Yaotome: Un, That’s what I think too. I show everything (laugh)
Inoo: Then why don’t you try to change your style to the “sexy” type or something? (laugh)
Yamada: I think I want to see that!
Yaotome: Eh, you mean while I’m dancing, I do something like putting my hands to my lips? For me, that’s totally impossible! Because that’s really embarrassing and it’ll look really bad if I do that!
Inoo: If there isn’t a hidden section, you must make a new side of you (laugh). So from now on, perhaps you’ll be able to see a sexy Hikaru (laugh)
Yaotome: If Inoo-chan talks a lot at MC, then, I’ll consider it. (laugh)
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